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The Timeless Way of Building Erlang Apps - In Search of a Useful Pattern Language

Presentation at Erlang Factory in San Francisco on applying Christopher Alexander's pattern methodology to Erlang.

Conference Code of Code - Stating The Obvious

My thoughts on the Code of Conduct for Chicago Erlang and some people's reaction.

Codemotion Rome 2014 - Software As Biology

Presentation at Codemotion in Rome on Software As Biology - using phenomena in biology to inform and inspire thinking about software construction.

Erlang Factory 2014 - Erlang + CZMQ

Presentation at Erlang Factory in San Francisco on using the CZMQ bindings for Erlang to build heterogenous, evolvable, secure systems.

Lambda Days 2014 - The Emperors New Clothes

Presentation at Lambda Days in Krakow on how the promise of software can poison the problem solving process.

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